Hunting Depends. Why Owls Are the Devil’s Birds.

Today, for once I want to be serious.

For once I want to talk about the issues.

There is a time and a place for being charming, witty, and overly muscular — and that time is not today.

Today… I want to talk about owls.

To me, owls are the scariest thing on God’s green (mostly blue) earth.

Some of you may think its snakes or sharks — but you are dumb.

If I even see an up-close picture of an owl I start sweating like Pastor John Gray if he was preaching at a Woman Thou Art Loosed convention.

Owls make me lose my religion.

Because they are the scariest animals.

Sharks? Well, as long as I don’t close to his mouth, or his ocean, I’m good.

Plus, they don’t even have thumbs.

Side note: I have a random facts app and last week it sent me a fact.

Did you know there are more people afraid of moose than any other animal in the world? I thought that was weird so I Googled it — and found that moose kill more people every year than any other animal.

Touché Bullwinkle, touché.