DEAR COVID, WHERE TF ARE THE COINS?

Are you sitting down?

No?

Have a seat, so I can pull your coat tail to something.

So you know there’s a coin shortage going on right now right?

If you give me five minutes, I’ll tell you how it unfolded.

Then how we can all help fix it.

For free.

Ready?

Well, according to one of my amazingly intelligent Facebook friends who has exactly zero credentials and spends all day posting memes about qAnon, here’s what’s really happening.

THEY…

…are getting rid of coins to create a cashless society.

Then…

They will require us to get microchips.

Then…

They will track our every move.

Because we’re not woke… we’re sheep.

I mean sheeple.

Guess who’s behind it?

Bill Gates.

The end.

Oh wait, no.

I have more story.

Side bar: That would have been a good end so if you want to stop there I don’t blame you.